To the best of my knowledge, all of the stories I post are true - true in a subjective way, rather in the absolute ideal of truth. Sometimes you look back in rose colored glasses that distort reality. Sometimes a little embellishment goes a long way... The spelling, on the other hand, may or may not be accurate.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Update to Resolutions
So my car is completly out of gas. The idiot light is flickering - about to come on and loudly broadcast "HEY MORON, I AM ON EMPTY. GAS STATION NOW." Good thing i have a whole year to make these resolutions happen. It will take the whole year.
today on the news they said approximately 40% of new years resolutions have been broken. they seriously reported that. to me, it sounds like a made up statistic but i just thought maybe it would make you feel better...haha.
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today on the news they said approximately 40% of new years resolutions have been broken. they seriously reported that. to me, it sounds like a made up statistic but i just thought maybe it would make you feel better...haha.
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